Comic 5-The little pikeman who could

Comic Made: 5/18/05

Unreal story. If you heard it, you would think it was fake, god damn computer AI... *this comic is based on a true AoW story*

I won't be needed in this battle, thank god!

I just took over a Goblin Kingdom with four Dwarf Stars!

That's right, FOUR OF THESE!

HAHAHA!! OUR QUEEN WILL BE VERY PLEASED WHEN WE HAVE THIS DAILY EXTRA 50 GOLD INCOME FOR HER! DUMB GOBLINS WILL WORK HARD!

:looks out the guard tower: SIR!!!! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED!!!!!

OH NO!!!!!!! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY THE KARAGHS, OR THE YAKA AVATARS... MAYBE EVEN THE YETI. FOUR DWARF FISRT BORNS SHOULD BE ENOUGH... WE WILL DIE IN HONOR MEN!!!! GET PREPARED FOR THE GREATEST BATTLE OF YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

Other Dwarf First Borns: YEAH!!!

The DWARF FIRST BORNS PREPARE FOR TRUE WAR!!!!!!!!

.......A HUMAN PIKEMAN APPEARS, READY TO FIGHT!!!!

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!! I'M HERE, READY TO FIGHT YOU DWARF FIRST BORNS!!!!!!!! EN GARDE!!!!!!!

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Dwarf First Borns: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WON'T BE INTIMIDATED BY YOUR EMPTY THREATS, I SHALL VANQUISH YEE!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

The Dwarf First Born, with one solid strike, shatters the Human Pikeman's body to ruins.

Is this some type of joke or something?

The real enemies must be waiting for us, he was a crazy sacrifice. They want us to drop our guard!

YES THE ULTIMATE TRAP! LET'S STILL BE READY!

~14 hours pass~

Hm. I guess it was a joke!

  :RUNS UP: WINNER, DWARF FIRST BORN!!!!!!!

GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE WITH THAT CRAP!!!!!!!!

I'MA KICK YOUR ASS, DWARF!!!!!

GET REAL.

EAT, MY, COLD, BOLTS, YOU, FIRE, FREAK!!!!!!!!!

Eat this.

AIEEEEEE!!!!!! I'll be back, heheh.