Comic 1~ Fazel's Rage

Comic Made: 10/21/04

Welcome to the first Diablo II comic I am ever making! Yes yes, should be VERY POPULAR! NOW THEN, what is the Comic about? It is about my Hurricane Druid's level 87 SUPER PWNAGE Mercenary known as FAZEL! My Druid, BreezeOfLight, who is about to slay monsters is about to witness his mercenary's incredible speed and versatility!... AND SO ARE YOU! ENJOY!

Greetings... I am BreezeOfLight, one of the GREATEST, ONE OF THE MIGHTIEST DRUIDS ON USEAST REALM! And this is my Spirit, SPIRIT!

OOOOwwooOOOo.... III... ammm a MAGICAL SPIIRRRIITTT of POWAAARRR..... OOWWOOOO...

... cut the dramatics!

Fine, stinky.

Oh my god... why the HELL do you call me that?

Excuse me....

There's no reason to call ME Stinky, I'm not a dumb stupid shape shifter that looks like a freaking monster.

Pardon me...

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY GRANDFATHER... NOW HE... WAS DEFINITELY...

F*#(ING EXCUSE ME DAMN IT!

....

When are we going out to the Blood Moor?

Hmm... that is my decision, not yours.

THEN I'LL GO ALONE!

HELL NO YOU WON'T, YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD! MY MERCENARY! You're supposed to always walk by me, your natural mercenary ID forbids you to walk too far from me!

That's tough $H*T! SEE YA!

And so, Fazel, in rage, hurries out of the Rogue Encampment, prepared to fight evil.

Breeze, I told ya to hire a rogue like PaulostheLight did...

  SHUT UP KASHYA!!!!!!!!!

~Meanwhile, in the Blood Moor fields...~

Fazel walks out of the gate, as Breeze quickly pursues him.

Whoa, you're here?

Of course, I'm not going to let you freaking die so I have to pay 50k for your revival. Now, Fazel...

You doubt my power!! I'll show you something to WATCH!!

Relax!!! Damn it, Fazel!!

Breeze sees monsters up ahead, preparing his Hoto to cause brutal tornadoes, as Fazel suddenly rushes in front of him.

HUH!?

Fazel begins stabbing and slicing every monster in the field, rushing from direction to direction, stabbing and jabbing.

We are left now with a field of corpses...

... this one is strong in the force.

SHUT UP SPIRIT!!

Suddenly, a super unique Zombie appears... the worst enemy for a Hurricane Druid! Immune to Physical and cold! Fazel jabs and stabs it brutally.

~2 Hours later...~

Fazel still stabs and jabs the nearly invincible opponent!

GOOD GOD! ... SPIRIT DO SOMETHING!

... what the HELL do you expect an Oak Sage to do?

COWARD! I'll take care of this.

He's immune to cold.

HELLOOOO...? HE'S IMMUNE TO COLD!

HOW THE HELL DOES BNET EXPECT ME TO BEAT THIS FRIGGING THING?!?!

Meanwhile, Fazel still stabs and jabs on, dueling with the nearly immune Zombie.

YAH HA HAHAHAHA!! I told you I would put on a hell of a show.

Luckily I have Firestorm!

While Breeze sends out the Firestorm, the enemy's life begins to gradually... fall.

Finally, Flame Lust is almost defeated, Fazel still stabbing on...

AS FLAME LUST EXPLODES, dropping a healing potion, two super mana pots, a full rejub, and a MAGICAL PIKE!

Wow freaking wee... a magical pike. Wow, wow o wowzors.

Suddenly Fazel rushes off, stabbing a Zombie.

NOW WHAT? OH NO, NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!

More Diablo II comics to come! :)