When We Were Noobs

This page is dedicated to the hilarious old days of when we were noobs, we look back and think how stupid we were, how foolish we were, and how hilarious things are when we look back! Send all your noob day jokes to PAULOSBLADE@GAMELEGACIES.COM and I will post them! And here they are!

CONTRIBUTED BY LORD SLOANE

i remember back in my newbie days, someone tried to tell me a zoded eth bstar was worth tons i was like how can it worth tons when its etheral?

I put every stat point in str, every skill in bash, i had 39 life at level 29, and was in a4, i had to fill my inven with pots in order to survive on my old barb he used mahim oak curio I thought I was the coolest thing ever because i found a manald heal i was like omfg barbecue!

I beat duriel by beating at him with level 20 bash and running up stairs and town portaling to get more pots ...every 20 
seconds
PaulosBlade (8:09:50 PM): ...
PaulosBlade (8:09:56 PM): Your bash must hav e been a deadly weapon

Well, as deadly as bash can get XD!!!

Anonymus (11:26:22 PM): I've got one quick question about D2: What the heck do I use Wirt's Leg for?