Hilarious Scenes

Like in the Willy Wonka section, I will now have some of the most hilarious scenes from The Simpsons episodes! The rating system is just like with the Willy Wonka section, 0 to 10, 10 being the best, 0 being the worst. Enjoy.

Scene 1-Homer's Shame-Rating: 10.0

For me to give a 10 so fast or even in general the scene must be pretty GODLY eh? I feel this is one of the most unmatched scenes in any of The Simpsons episodes. Here we have in the episode of "Rolling Stones Camp", Homer being filmed in a cab, at his worse, and watching it on television with his family.

"I don't remember anyone telling me I was going to be filmed on tv..."

"So what do you do for a living?" says the fake cabdriver. "Oh you know... I'm a guy at a place... how'd you get such a crappy job? You a convict or a junky?" Says Homer in his drunken state."

  "A little of both, you got a family?" Says the fake cabdriver. "Oh yeaah... wife and two or three kids... can't imagine my life without 'em" says Homer.

While the family watches, Marge says how Homer was glad he was saying those things, as Homer just begun to get nervous and lied due to her praise.

Back at the drunken cab scene, Homer blurts out "AFTER A HAAARD DAY... there's no better feeling than comin' home to the people you lovee..."

The whole family really praising Homer now, Homer begins to get extremely nervous and then says how he loves them very much. ... and then the killer.

"THEN THERE'S THOSE OTHER DAYS... where you just wish you never got married at all or had kids."

Everyone just looks at Homer, suddenly befuddled and confused, and look at the tv for more reality.

"One minute you're a care-free teenager with dreams of being a rock star or a photographer for Playboy...then BAM... some babe gets her claws in ya... and BOOM, you got a bunch of kids... who needs LOVEEE..." Homer spouts out in a drunken way, the ending word being sarcastic.

The kids in shock, Marge holding in her rage, they still daze into the television to hear more of Homer's blunder.

"SO WHAMO... you get stuck in some boring job where they don't let you play guitar... ORRR TAKE PICTURES of naked women, and all ya can do is just watch yourself go bald and fat and kiss your dreams good..bye..."

Then BOOM, Homer falls asleep, drunk.

Homer, trying to hide his humiliation from his family, says "I can't believe they took Monkey Trauma center off for this!"

Scene 2-"I 'ate him"-Rating: 9.9

If there was a time I could almost give a 10 again, it was this scene. "Bart gets a Credit Card", after he has already given away Santa's Little Helper and is finding clues to get him back, he catches up with Willy the Scottish man who is rumored to have bought the dog.

"Yeah, I bought your mutt, and I 'ate him" said Willy, as Bart gasped loudly.

"I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, AND I 'ATE THE WAY HE'S ALWAYS BARKING, so I gave him to tha church" said Willy, Bart with relief stands and begins to walk away, saying. "Ohhh you HATE him so you gave him to the church..."

"Aye, I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug."

Bart stops, puzzled for a moment, then looks back to Willy.

"YEH HEARD ME" says Willy.

Scene 3-Homer's Alien Encounter-Rating: 8.7

Quite a scene, episode of "The Springfield Files" a parody of The X-files, Homer encounters an alien while he is semi drunk in the forest.

"PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME." says Homer.

"Don't be afraid..." says Alien.

"YAAAAAAAAH!!!" SAYS HOMER!!

Scene 4-Moe's Doings-Rating: 6.4

In episode "Cape Feare", where someone is sending threatening letters to Bart, saying that "I am going to kill you", Lisa figures out who it is and calls Moe's Bar, thinking it is Moe since Bart has done a lot of prank calls on Moe.

"Hello Moe?" says Lisa.

Moe picks up, and listens to Lisa. "We know you're the one behind this, SO KNOCK IT OFF OR WE'RE GOING TO THE COPS".

"NA NA I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT" replies Moe, as he quickly runs into his back bar room.

"OKAY IT'S OVER, GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!!" Moe says to the goons, apparently smuggling Pandas somewhere.

"ALRIGHT OUT, ANDALE ANDALE!" Moe yells at the Pandas to get out, thinking Lisa was some person calling about his panda smuggling/illegal activity!

Scene 5-Mr. Tomson-Rating: 7.8

In episode "Cape Feare" *another one* when Bart is placed in a Witness protection program due to Sideshow Bob trying to kill him, the agent is telling Homer his new name will be Homer Tomson.

"From now on, your name will be Homer Tomson at Terror Lake, let's just practice a bit, when I say hello Mr. Tomson you'll say Hi back". Homer replies with "Check"

"Hello Mr. Tomson", says the Agent.

Homer just sits there, saying nothing.

"...remember now, your name is Mr. Tomson" the Agent says once again, as Homer replies with "Gotcha".

"Hello Mr. Tomson" says the Agent AGAIN.

ONCE AGAIN AND PREDICTABLY thought, Homer ... just sits there, saying nothing, having no clue.

The agents just look at each other.

A while later...

"UHHH..." says the Agent, exhausted and annoyed. "WHEN I SAY HELLO MR. TOMSON AND PRESS DOWN ON YOUR FOOT, YOU SMILE AND NOD"

"No problem" replies Homer.

"HELLO MR. TOMSON" says the Agent, as he begins slamming Homer's foot, and ... Homer says nothing.

Then Homer whispers to the other agent "I think he's talking to you".

Scene 6-No Homer I'm not your wife-Rating: 8.5

Homer the Detective episode... Homer forms a vigilante group when the local police cannot handle the CAT BURGLAR who has been striking numerous houses with brutal robberies... as Homer is now on the news with Kent on the news.

Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalisms such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900% percent?

Homer: Ohh people can come up with statistics to prove anything, 14% of all people know that.

Kent: I see, well, what do you say to the acquisition that your group has been causing more crimes that it prevents?

Homer: Ohhh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Kent: ........touche.

*PHONE RINGS*

Kent: It looks like we have our first caller, and I mean ever because this is not a call in show. HELLO YOU'RE ON THE AIR.

Caller: Hello Kent, HELLO HOMER... my arch nemesis.

Homer: YELLO.

Caller: ...uh, you do realize who this is?

Homer: Uhh.... Marge?

Caller: ......No Homer I'm not your wife, although I do enjoy her pearls... as a matter of fact, I'm holding them right now.

Homer: :thinks for about four seconds: WHY YOU MONSTER! AND YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTER'S SAXAPHONE TOO! :begins choking someone at the camera: HRAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Kent: HOMER!!! THAT'S OUR STAGE MANAGER!!

Homer: Oooh hooo... sorry.

:Stage manager falls over unconscious:

Scene 7-Welcome to my world-Rating: 8.2

In Treehouse of Horror VI *Halloween Special* during the episode of mocking Friday the 13th after Groundskeeper Willy is killing kids in their dreams, Lisa and Bart hear the true story from Marge.

"BART, DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? WHENEVER WE FALL ASLEEP, WE COULD DIE!" Lisa says, as the scene goes to Grandpa, who is in the corner.

"NYEH, WELCOME TO MY WORLD" says Grandpa, as he falls asleep.

Scene 8-Donut Chomper-Rating: 9.1

Halloween Special IV episode... now this is a real good one, after Homer has sold his soul to the devil for a donut, he has to spend one day in hell until his "fair trial" for his life can begin. While that, he has to undergo some strange torture...

"YOU LIKE DONUTS EH?" Says Demon. "Yeah", replies Homer. "WELL, EAT ALL THE DONUTS IN THE WORLD, AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

After a while...

Homer, eating all the donuts in hell, says "MORE" when he rusn out, as they begin giving him more, the demon just stands there, befuddled.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT" says Demon.