Mario is in the castle as usual... looking around, he's going to go to the Tick
Tock Clock for some action!Comic 1- The replacement for Mario at Tick Tock Clock
Comic Made: 5/19/05
Like the Elf Section, I had a dream about the First Born replacing Mario at the Stage 14 of SM64, Tick Tock Clock. Deciding to follow these dreams, I made a section for it! HERE IT IS!!
Mario is in the castle as usual... looking around, he's going to go to the Tick
Tock Clock for some action!
Mario dashes up the stairs with ease, like he usually does!
"HERE
WE GO!!!!!!!!!"
ALRIGHT MARIO, GET TO
WO... .... WHERE'S MARIO?
... WHAT THE HECK???!?!?! MARIO ISN'T HERE?!?!??!?!?!?! WHO'S GOING TO DO THE STAGE AND RESCUE THE STAR?!?!?
I
WILL!!!!!
The Dwarf First Born has volunteered to do the stage for Mario. .... I hope he's agile enough! O_o...
ONE
STRANGE WORLD, I BETTER GET TO WORK!
Dwarf First Born is being
chased by two bombs, as they explode on him!!! he begins to fall thousands of
feet downwards...
The Dwarf First Born sits
up, pondering to himself. "How the hell can Mario do all
this?!?!?"
Dwarf First Born is thrown
back into the Tick Tock Clock, and begins treking west, jumping on all the
panels!
Dwarf First Born looks
over the tough stages/and jumping that is required to proceed ahead.
"GOD, I WASN'T BORN FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!"
With amazing determination
and a few near fatal falls, he successfully gets to the next scene, and looks up
into the sky.
O_O;..........
OH YEAH!! DWARF FIRST BORN
IS COMING NEAR THE STAR!! JUST A LITTLE MORE, YOU CAN DO IT!
God, my legs are so short. YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO THIS PAULOS!
No thanks.
That's right, all talk from you!
I think I'd rather be taking bashings from Basilisks than doing this! What the
hell type of game is this, Super Aerobic Mario 64 or something?!
Though the Dwarf First
Born is very close to the star, he is extremely fatigued and can barely move his
rock/fiery legs.
"PANT, PANT, PANT, WHEEZE..." this... IS INSANE... ....
FIRST
BORN, LISTEN TO ME, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO CAN DO IT! SAVE THIS STAR AND
YOU WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!! YOU CAN DO IT
MAN!!!!!!!!!!! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
MUST... DO... ...it...
THE DWARF FIRST BORN
ACTUALLY JUMPS AND GETS INTO THE CAGE!!!!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!! NOW GET THE
STAR!!!!!!!!
......z.......
WTF, NO DON'T GO TO
SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The DWARF FIRST BORN FALLS
ASLEEP!!!!
Got no choice... HELP US
BAS!
THE BASILISK APPEARS!!!
AND DOOM GAZES THE FIRST BORN!
WTF, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Dwarf First Born slams/smashes the crap out of the poor Basilisk!
Now that you're
awake...... GET THE STAR!!!
ALRIGHT ALREADY!
THE DWARF FIRST BORN GETS
THE STAR, AND DOES THE PEACE SIGN IN VICTORY!!!!!
The Dwarf First Born takes
a rest and laughs, as suddenly MARIO APPEARS!
Eumm...
what are ye doin' in mah game? 3 coins and 1 star, 2 minutes and 44 seconds it
took you to do that? You're in the wrong game.
.........
NO, NO, NO NO NO NO FIRST
BORN NO WE'LL GET A LAWSUIT FROM NINTENDO, NO!!!!!!!!!!
Dwarf First Born begins
bashing the HELL out of Mario, and blood pours all over, as he slams him once
more with his huge hammer.
Let's see how fast you will be now, Italian plumber.
Mario falls around, then
slams into the ground, unconscious.
HOO,
HAW HAW HAW HAW.
OH SHUT UP YOU OVERGROWN TURTLE OR I'LL SMASH YOUR LIZARD ASS LIKE I DID WITH
THE BASILISK!
...
Try it Dwarf boy.
POW.
Bowser
falls over, unconscious.
HA! HA! HA! HA!
:RUNS
UP: WINNER, DWARF FIRST BORN!!!!!!!
........ OKAY THAT'S IT!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!
NOT AGAIN!!! >_<.