Desko's Surprise~ Comic 1

Comic Made: 10/20/04

Desko is one of my most popular Sims I use in my neighborhood, also being self conscious he does not have a lot of friends. He is cranky today and is about to come home expecting a quiet house...

Desko walks out of his limo, looking at the papers on the ground...

God damn it! I got to clean all these papers up AGAIN?!

As Desko places one of the papers into the trash can, the mail lady walks up...

Hello Desko!

*mumble*... hello mail lady, what the heck are you doing here so early?

Delivering your mail! Have a nice day!

Desko grasps into the mail box, grabbing onto the letters.

Oh ho... this must be some very VERY nice mail for it to come so early in Sim neighborhood!

Desko places down his mail at the strange object on his lawn.

What the hell is this thing doing out on my lawn!

Suddenly, a woman walks out of Desko's house, and nods to him.

HI DESKO!!

WHAT THE! Who... who the hell are you coming out of MY HOUSE?!

Brianna, your NEIGHBOR!!

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE INSTEAD OF YOURS?!

GROUCH! BYE!

Desko thinks about his nice soft bed inside...

Lemme check the mail first... ah here's some nice mail...

765 DOLLARS IN BILLS?!?

Desko walks into his house, on the way hearing some strange classical music inside, suddenly seeing something he didn't expect to see.

WHAT THE $%#*!?!?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!

HI DESKO!

What is the meaning of this!! Who the hell are you people ... IN MY HOUSE?!

Bella invited us.

WHERE IS SHE!!!

In the second bathroom, she seemed preoccupied though, better not disturb her.

THE HELL WITH DISTURBING, IT'S MY HOUSE!!

While all the frevious/follying fools dance to the music of his jukebox, and the neighbors talk, Desko once again thinks about taking a nap in that nice bed of his, despite his anger.

Desko walks into the second bathroom, to see his wife Bella playing on the computer that for some reason is in their second bathroom.

W... W... WHAT THE!!!!

Hello honey.

BELLA WHY THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE?

You kidding? This party has been going on for about four hours!

THAT 'TIS NO ADEQUATE RESPONSE TO MY DIRE QUESTION, FOLLYFUL MORTAL. NOW, WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!

Now now, these are my friends, the only reason you're a damn astronaunt is because I'm the one who made our Sim Family Friend count high.

You should have told me about this!

How can I? There's no telephones in space.

*thinks* She's got me there, but still this is a follyful event that shalt not be forgiven easily!

Suddenly, Bella and Desko engage and passionately kiss.

*thinks* I SHALL EASILY FORGIVE THIS!

*thinks* He should easily forgive this!

After, Desko walks out to clear all the people due to wanting to be alone in the house with Bella.

GIT, MULES!!!!!!!

DID YOU HEAR HOW HE TALKED TO US?! AND WE'RE FAMILY FRIENDS TO HIM?!

No problem with me, I just came for the meal really, see I'm from the poor house in the north so ... ya know...

The hell with you Desko! Bye!

After everyone finally leaves, Desko begins thinking of his nice bed that awaits him in the next room.

Bed.... ...bed.... oh that... nice bed... ohh yes....

Desko goes into the other room, gets into his pajamas and feels his nice bed, as Bella walks in.

What do you think you're doing?

Uh... I was uh... going to uh... bed. Got a problem?

You didn't take out that trash yet, OR recycle that newspaper!

Oh mother of god, can't that wait until tomorrow?

Oh... I know you feel tired hunny... here's some help...

Ahh... thank you Bella... what is it..?

GIT, MULE!!!

.........

As Desko walks through the room, he notices all the trash all over his beautiful table and carpet.

I'm gonna put a double bolt on that door...

As Desko walks outside, he sees a plate of fudge sitting on the ground.

Fudge. Hours old, gift given, fudge on my nice road path.

It being late at night, Desko finally makes it to the frontyard, realizing he did not even pay the bills yet and sees that paper.

BELLA!!!!!

Yes...? What the... Desko?! What's this weird thing doing on my lawn too... DESKO WAKE THE HELL UP!

Desko sits up, obviously fell asleep due to his low energy bar. , suddenly he notices Bella thinking about that nice soft bed, to be more specific, that nice $3,000 bed in their room.

YA HA!!!!! CAUGHT YOU THINKING ABOUT THE NICE BED THAT I SLAVED FOR AT WORK TO GET!

ENOUGH BULL CRAP, DESKO!!!! LET'S GET THIS CRAP CLEANED UP SO WE CAN GO TO BED ON THE !!!!!

Together, Bella pays the bills and Desko throws away the old, rotten paper.

Hey Bella, what's that damn thing on our lawn?

Shaddup Desko.

Desko in the front, hurries to the bedroom and prepares to relax into the bed.

BELLA FALLS ASLEEP RIGHT ON THE WAY TO BED! Talk about not looking at her energy bar!

Ahh yess... it only took me ELEVEN HOURS TO GET INTO THE !!! Where's Bella... ahh WHO CARES!

And so Desko made it to his bed, despite all the "frevious follyful mortals" that came into his path, not to mention all his brutal and tiring housework that needed to be done. Desko sleeps and thinks of a happy place known as fantasy land with clouds and the sun...

Three hours pass...

Bella still snoozes on the hard, cement pavement...

More comics to be added, sequels to this comic are ahead!