Hilarious Scenes

Here is a list of some of the most hilarious scenes in Willy Wonka that I couldn't help but share with you all, the viewers! The rating system is 0.1 to 10.0, 10 being the best, 0 being the worst!

Scene #1- Half Room- Rating: 6.7

I call this scene THE HALF ROOM, it takes place near the ending of the movie where only Charlie remains at the end of the tour... EVERYTHING in Wonka's office is in HALF. The statue, the papers, the pen, the lamp, EVEN THE WALLPAPER!

Scene #2- Violet the Balloon- Rating: 7.9

Poor Violet, Willy told her NOT TO EAT THAT MEAL GUM... she turned into a juicy balloon, and her father is going NUTS while Wonka just seems to be annoyed that the gum didn't work right, as the Oompas roll her down to the juice pumping place of the factory, making Violet vanish.

Scene #3- The Start of Dreams- Rating: 9.1

I consider this the best dramatic scene of the movie. Where the group is entering the "Nerve System" of the entire factory, where Willy sings his great song of "Pure Imagination"... one of my favorite songs.

Scene #4- Barooka's Push - Rating: 9.7

This is probably the funniest scene in the entire movie. Everyone doesn't want to sign the "Ultimate Contract" where Willy is not responsible for any deaths or injuries they sustain during the factory which is hilarious as it is, as Barooka screams at her father saying " I WANT TO GO IN, DON'T YOU DARE STOP ME", and then he responds "I'm only trying to help you dear" as she PUSHES HIM OFF THE STAND AND GRABS THE PEN, and says "YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT". What a hilarious scene for SURE!

Scene #5- I've got a Golden Ticket - Rating: 8.7

Grandpa Joe finally getting up from his bedridden state of 20 years after Charlie gets the Golden Ticket!! Also this is where one of my favorite songs "I've got a golden ticket" is sung.

Scene #6- Greedy Woman - Rating: 9.3

Ohhh this is FUNNY... a scene where cops are investigating a KIDNAPPING because a rich woman has one of the last case of WONKA BARS left, and she says "I'LL GIVE THEM ANYTHING THEY WANT!!" like a crazy concerned woman, then the cop gets a call from the ransomers and he says "They want your case of Wonka bars. She pauses, freezes, then stands... thinking about it. The cop says "Did you hear me? YOUR HUSBAND'S LIFE OR YOUR CASE OF WONKA BARS". Then she responds "Can they give me any time to think it over?" That is truly insane of this woman, GREEDY GREEDY, YET FUNNY.

Scene #7- Barooka the Brat - Rating: 8.9

THE ONLY REASON BAROOKA GOT INTO THE CONTEST IS BECAUSE SHE HAD ALL HER FATHER'S PEASANT SHELL WORKERS OPENING 19,000 BARS A DAMN HOUR, opening 760,000 BARS IN TOTAL!!!!!!! Mr. Salts, the owner of the factory, and slave to his daughter and wife is SO STRESSED all the time he looks like he's going to have a heart attack or anxiety attack throughout the entire film. WHEN one of the workers finds one of the tickets finally, Barooka has the ADACITY TO SAY "I FOUND A GOLDEN TICKET!!"

Scene #8- Passion overcomes principle - Rating: 6.5

A funny physiatrist visit turns into a heated shout as the patient is telling the logical doctor about his dream about the Arch Angel telling him where to find the Golden Wonka Ticket, as the doctor suddenly goes beserk and demands to know where the WONKA TICKET IS IN HIS DREAM AFTER HE SAID "PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THEIR DREAMS IS A SHOWING OF INSANITY".

Scene #9- Mr. Glue the MICROPHONE CHOMPER - Rating: 10.0

There is no way this scene could get anything less than a 10.0. The first golden ticket is found in Germany, as they are interviewing Augustus, after interviewing him, the man speaks to his father Mr. Glue. "Mr. Glue, would you mind saying a few wo..." At this moment, Mr. Glue suddenly CHOMPS INTO HIS MICROPHONE AND EATS IT, then begins FEEDING HIS FACE WITH MORE FOOD FROM HIS PLATE. IF THAT ISN'T THE MOST HILARIOUS SCENE I EVER SAW I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

Scene #10- Machines aren't that great - Rating: 6.9

Another humorous scene, after a few Golden Tickets have been found, this inventor has made a machine that can tell him the location of all the tickets. He asks it, then the machine spouts out a note saying "I won't tell, that would be... cheating". He then says "I am now telling the computer if it tells me the location I will gladly share with it the grand prize", the machine responds "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate". The inventor gets pissed and says "I AM NOW TELLING THE COMPUTER EXACTLY WHAT IT CAN DO WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE" beginning to punch the keys and commands hard in the machine.

Scene #11- Underskilled Teacher - Rating: 9.3

Oh this is FREAKING GREAT. Charlie's schoolteacher is teaching the class about percentages, example 100 in 1,000 is 10%. Now he's explaining all this, 100 is 10%, 150 is 15%, as he asks several students how many hundreds of bars they opened and he keeps giving examples. Finally he asks Charlie how many he opened. Charlie responds with "2", teacher says "That's easy, 200 bars would be..." then Charlie interrupts him. "Not 200... just 2". The teacher goes mad. "2?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY OPENED 2?!?", Charlie then responds "I don't care very much for chocolate...", then THE TEACHER SAYS THIS HILARIOUS QUOTE. "WELL I CAN'T FIGURE OUT JUST 2!!"